Mother's Titles

1.   Master & PhD in Patience
2.   Familial Law Enforcer
3.   Non-TV Activity Coordinator
4.   English Language Educator
5.   Playground Medic
6.   President of Waste Management
7.   Fast Food Chef
8.   Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
9.   Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
10.   Chief Monster Hunter
11.   College Application Advisor
12.   Doll Doctor
13.   Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Closet Digs
14.   Backyard Safety Commissioner
15.   Toy Repair Specialist
16.   Art Critic
17.   Philanthropist for Little People's Arts & Music
18.   Anger Management Specialist
19.   Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
20.   Play Date Social Secretary
21.   CEO, Department of Make Believe
22.   Manners Expert
23.   Personal Shopper
24.   Fashion Stylist & Consultant
25.   Professor, Imagination Studies
26.   Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
27.   Teen Anger Psychoanalyst
28.   Captain, Soccer Mom Cheerleader Squad
29.   Dental Hygienist
30.   Tooth Brushing Instructor
31.   Keeper of Top Secret Secrets
32.   Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
33.   Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
34.   Birthday Party Planner
35.   President of (Insert Your Kid's Name Here) Fan Club